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calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

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sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

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ima-stalker-and-i:

ima-stalker-and-i:

ima-stalker-and-i:

SOME KID ASKED ME WHAT I PUT IN MY MARCHING UNIFORM BAG AND I SAID THE DEAD BODIES OF MY ENEMIES I THINK HES MORTIFIED OH MY GOD

GUYS I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE I SAID THAT. IM MORTIFIED TOO.

GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

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sherlocktwerks4free:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Hun

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glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

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ghoustly:

close enough haha

ghoustly:

close enough haha

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bunsen:

trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like

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bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

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